Cherry Pie Jubilee

How to Bake a Cherry Pie Jubilee 

(or: How to Bake a Sixty-five Dollar Pie)

Find a girl named Jubilee (middle names will do)

Crumble up some crust

Make a huge mess

Check to make sure the oven is preheated

Slide the pie in the oven

Watch it bake  (this part takes awhile)

Give your pie a fancy name. 

Make a sign that makes it sound a lot better than it probably actually is.

(but you never know . . . I've made some pretty fabulous pies.)

Take your pie to a pie auction.  It will sell for $65.  Maybe more.

At said auction, have the aforementioned Miss Jubilee taste test pies.

She's really good at it.